i want a lobster bag. not a bag used to transport lobsters. not a bag with a lobster print on it; A RED LEATHER OR FAUX LEATHER BAG (actually a CLUTCH is closer to what i have in mind) IN THE SHAPE OF A LOBSTER. preferably in a red patent leather or a shiny metallic leather. am i asking too much? i don’t want a stuffed animal purse. i am grown woman. this accessory needs to read “classy” to passersby.